i saw hell with my own eyes
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
thingken bout him …
when you use the whipped cream can and put it in your mouth and press it sounds like a fucking rocket
i am an astronaut
When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Elephants (i’m getting a tattoo of one)
Take-out (because i’m fat and lazy)
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
THIS IS CUTE PLEASE
Yo how did he write this
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl