i saw hell with my own eyes

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING 

promo4homo:

thingken bout him …

when you use the whipped cream can and put it in your mouth and press it sounds like a fucking rocket

i am an astronaut

oomshi:

hallmoniter:

squirting is so hot

i love a good water gun fight

disney-pixars:

When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade. 

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

Elephants (i’m getting a tattoo of one)

and

Take-out (because i’m fat and lazy)

i fucking love having my own fridge

Conspiracy theory:

E.T. is the reason we have wi-fi

this is a documentary

it’s all a cover-up

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

jehovahzwetness:

Yo how did he write this

uoa:

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl